On the Subject of Unreal Tournament 3

Monica Bellucci

Why the bastard hell does the bastard thing crash so much? In between crashes it's chock full of old-school UT goodness, only to dump me to desktop halfway through every damned match.
I would like to be defending it's honour in the face of impending onslaught from the clueless retards who are falling over themselves to be ever so nonchalant and smug and criticise it simply because they think they're some sort of FPS experts and have seen everything done better somewhere else. And oh no! It doesn't look as "realistic" as CoD4! It's Unreal Tournament you fucking idiots. It's not supposed to be realistic. Not that bunny-hopping around in some FPS will ever really be like having Johnny Foreigner shooting real bullets at your real body until you're really dead.
Anyway I know it's a beta. Or a demo. Or a beta demo. And I already have it pre-ordered.